In front of one of them, you immediately start taking your clothes off. You then stand naked right in front of it. It takes the creature a second to realize exactly what it is that you're offering. It then happily takes your head in its mouth. You clothes your eyes as your face heads toward its throat. It swallows your head down and your shoulders go into its mouth. It gulps your chest down and then it tastes your stomach. After that, it slurps up your legs and you land in its stomach. Inside, there's hardly any room so all you can do is sit there as its stomach acid slowly rises above you and begins to rapidly break your body down. You quickly pass out. Hours later, the bird would shit out your remains.
