The black starless night filled the air as the monster army waited outside the castle in their camps, ready for their final assault if the queen did not give into their demands. Up above the monster camp in one of the towers the princess turned queen sat quietly at the desk in her bedroom. She held a picture frame in her hands which showed the young queens mother holding her when she was just a toddler barely even 10 years ago. The princess was now the queen at 14 years old because of the brutish, murderous monsters outside the castle . The young queen hears a door open up behind her as she puts down the frame. The queen turned around to see a knight with wavy blonde hair and purple eyes leaning against the door.
“Hey. I’m sorry, am I bothering you?” The knight asks in solemn tone. The queen turns around to face the knight to give her reply.
“No, Count Mildrew. I’m just..” the count cuts her off mid sentence to finish in order to finish it.
“Mourning the loss of your mother?” He says in an unwavering tone.
“It’s been a hard week but I’m st...” Mildrew quickly runs over to the queen pulling her into a tight embrace.
“There is no need to be strong. Deal with your feelings. We will handle everything else.” Mildrew says in sorrow tone. This somewhat annoyed the queen, she didn’t like to be treated like a child. Just then another man with green hair and purple eyes entered the room with a nervous expression and tone on his face.
“Uh princess uh I mean uh.. queen moon. There’s uh a uh... situation in the uh... situation room.” The man stutters. Moon sighs before heading off to the situation room which she has to admit is a terrible name for it.
As Moon enters the room she sees Mina, a woman with her long purple hair tied into pigtails with green eyes attacking a green fuzzy monster with horns on his head. Moon quickly tries to take hold of the situation by letting the others know of her presence.
“Uh Mina, what is going on?” Moon says in a confused tone. As she was saying this Mildrew pulls out the chair for the queen to sit in which earns him a glare from Moon as she pushes back in the chair before she pulls it back out to sit in.
“What is going on?!” Moon says in a louder and more serious tone. Mina quickly replies to queens question with an answer.
“According to this dingus here, one of his mooks lambed off with half an army! And their the ones who put your mama in a wooden night gown! You know they uh... put her on ice, drapes down in fun town.” Mina lost the confidence in her voice as she went onto talk about the queens mother. Moon, annoyed, shoots Mina a glare before putting up her hand to her.
“Thank you. Mina.” Moon scolds clearly showing her anger at the mention of it.
“Uh.. sorry about your mama.” Mina quickly finishes. The monster king gives his answer to the situation to help save his case.
“The queen and I were about to sign a peace treaty when one of my generals went rouge.” The monster nervously says.
“Rouge waho?” Mina quips?
“They call him... the lizard.” The monster finishes. Snickers break the serious tone of the room when on of Rhombulus’s hands breaks out laughing.
“Hahahaha! I mean like the lizard. Hahaha!” Rhombulus’s first hand snickers his second quickly tries to shush him by telling him to not laugh which earns them an angry response by Rhombulus himself when he tells them to shut up.
“Cmon, let’s put this guy in the caboose and let’s croak those toads!” Mina yells in room.
“I think we should go to war!” Rhombulus shouts agreeing with Mina.
“Now is not the to time!” Mildrew interjects.
“And her magic isn’t strong enough for war yet!” Omnitraxus adds.
“Especially against the lizards! They are indestructible!” Heckapoo points out.
“We need to go to war!” Mina yells.
“We need to sign the peace treaty!” Heckapoo yells back. The whole room descends into chaos as everyone argues over the best course of action for the situation at hand. Moon lays her head on her hand as she grows more and more frustrated with each second people argue. Just then a young male voice breaks the argument of the room.
“Uh maybe we should let moon decide. She is the queen after all.” The young boy suggests. Moon gives a soft smile at the boy who suggested she makes the decision. She is glad at least someone believes in her.
“She just lost her mother River! She needs time with her feelings!” Mildrew scolds at the boy. Everyone else soon joins in at chastising River for suggesting such a thing causing river to blush in embarrassment. Moon having none of what is happening in front of her stands up from her chair and asserts herself.
“I am the queen now so I will make the decision!” Moon confidently says. However she lost the confidence in her voice afterward when everyone looked to her for her decision.
“My decision is that I will make a decision at dawn.” Moon says smiling weakly afterwards. The room disbands as they wait for Moon to give them an answer.
In an empty hall of castle moon paces back and forth as she thinks about what to do, inwardly cringing at what happened at the situation room earlier.
“Uh... why did I say decision so many times.” Moon cringed at herself. Footsteps fill the hall behind as a familiar face from the situation room comes to talk to her.
“Queen Moon, I’m sorry I spoke out of place. I brought you something.” River holds up a chicken leg with the word “Sorry” carved into it.
“Oh uh, what is this?” Moon asks questioningly.
“It’s an apology meat. It’s how we Johansens apologize.” River replied. Moon takes the meat from out of his hand and holds it in her own and smiles softly at River.
“It was a relief to know someone believed in me. Thank you.” Moon beams before resting her hand on his shoulder causing River to blush.
“Hey, anytime pal.” River says trying to sound cool before scolding himself for calling the queen, of all people, pal before walking away. Moon enters her room before she lay lays down and leans against the door loudly thinking to herself.
“Oh apology meat, what am I going to do.” Moon says with sorrow. As she was thinking to herself she overhears crying coming from a book on her desk. Moon walks over to it and sees a little blue man crying in it.
“Oh Glossy, are you ok.” Moon asks with worry in her tone. The little blue monk looks up at the queen with tears pouring out of his eyes.
“No, Your Mama’s gone.” Glossaryck whimpers our still crying.
“I know.” Moon says in a sorry tone.
“And she’s never coming back.” Glossaryck says still sobbing.
“No, she Isn’t.” Moon replies with her own tears welling up in her eyes.
“And I really liked her too.” Glossaryck says his voice now easing up.
“I know you’re upset, so am I, but right now I really need your help. Things are bad! I have too decide between signing a peace treaty or waging a war.” Moon says hoping Glossaryck will help her out.
“Oh yeah, *sniff* that. I don’t know just pick one, I’m sure it’ll work out.” Glossaryck says waving off the question.
“That’s not helpful at all.” Moon says in disappointment.
“Yeah you’re probably right. I’m in no *sniff* no condition to give advice. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go cry in your mama’s chapter” Glossaryck says before returning to weeping as the pages flip. Moon looks down in disappointment before the pages stop to a page she has never seen before. Moon stops and has a look at the name of the page. “The Shrinking Spell” not really clever name but it caught Moon’s attention. She begins to read the page about the spell.
“The Shrinking Spell may look like a simple spell but it is actually quite advanced. What the shrinking spell does is reduce the size of your target to a couple inches. This works on both on inorganic and organic matter. Shrinking organic matter is harder than shrinking inorganic matter and requires a certain amount of skill. Please be aware items shrunk by this spell can’t be returned to their original size so it isn’t a good transportation spell. I used this spell when I was younger to help furnish my playhouse when I was little. Side note: Organic matter shrunk by this spell increase in flavor and become absolutely delicious. In order to cast this spell one most take this stance and say these words below.” Moon looked on with interest in the spell. She couldn’t help keep rereading the side note on the page. Suddenly an idea came into the young queens head as she licked her lips. She decided to spend the night practicing the spell. The book was true to it’s word the spell was harder than it looks. The first item she tried it on was vase which cracked and tilted sideways in an unnatural way. The second item wasn’t much better the shampoo bottle she tried it on shrunk but it collapsed in on itself. Eventually after hours of trying she finally managed to shrink a common house plant down and she knew she was ready to face the lizard.
The next morning in the situation room everyone waits for Moon to arrive.
“The queen is late.” Grumbles one of knights as he taps his fingers on the table. Sighing River looks out the window to his right and sees the queen riding on a pig goat as she heads to the monster camp.
“Look, it’s Queen Moon!” Shouted River as he points out the window. Everyone rushes over to the window in shock as they the young queen march to the camp.
“She has gone mad with grief. She was so young!” Mildrew screams before he starts crying.
“She’s not dead yet you fool!” River shouts out Mildrew before heading out the room and down the stairs to head outside. Moon continues to ride forward on her pig goat before stoping in the middle of the camp. The monsters look up in confusion before they head over and surround the girl. Moon does nothing except get off the pig goat and lay a blanket on the ground which only confuses the monsters even more. She then pulls out a plate, some utensils, and a goblet and lays it on the blanket. The monsters shoot each weird looks as they try to figure out what’s happening. Finally Moon pulls out the apology meat and lays it on the plate before cutting into with knife and fork and eating a piece. Finally a large buff green lizard monster walks up to her.
“Uh, can we help you?” The lizard says in a sarcastic voice.
“I wish to speak to the General.” Moon says confidently before taking another bite of the chicken. The monsters break out laughing at the Moon’s request for an audience.
“Silence!” A stern voice breaks their laughter as they move to the side to reveal the general. A grey lizard with black hair and flaming yellow eyes leaves a tent made of skulls and walks over to Moon. Moon takes another bite of the chicken as the general slowly approaches her.
“Hello princess.” The general says in calm but powerful voice.
“I presume you are the one they call the general.” Moon says questioningly.
“Yes but you may call me... Toffee.” The great general replies.
“Toffee? How is that any better?” Moon says taken aback by the general’s silly name. Moon takes another bite from her meal.
“What do you want?” Toffee asks unamused by the queen’s last statement.
“I want you and your army to leave immediately or face the consequences” Moon says sternly before cutting off and eating another piece of chicken.
“Your mom couldn’t defeat us and neither can you!” The green lizard from earlier shouts. Moon finishes off the piece of meat with one last bite before standing up.
“I was hoping you would say that.” Moon says with almost hint of remorse for what she is about to do in her voice she pulls out and readies her wand and points it at Toffee.
“Ha, we’re not afraid of your little girl magic!” A purple lizard monster interjects.
“Yeah! We’re invincible, just watch.” The green lizard says before leaning his arm over to the purple lizard.
“No! Wait! I already know!” Moon cuts her own sentence off with a groan of disgust as the purple lizard bites off the green ones arm. The green lizard regrows his arm back in seconds causing the crowd of other monsters too start cheering. Moon almost loses face at the sight at the arm regrowing itself as if being torn off was nothing, but Moon quickly regains her composure and begins to take her stance and say the spell.
“I call upon matter to shift itself. To reduce increase the space between itself. Reduce the object to the size of a bee, so I may be able to hold the thing that I see. Now shrink before me I say, so you can become a thing that I play.” Moon chants before twirling around and shooting a blue laser at Toffee. A bright flash fills the camp causing everyone to close their eyes. When the light disappears everyone is in the exact same spot they were standing in earlier all except Toffee who has seemed to have disappeared. Moon looks down to where he was standing before and see him lying on the ground just standing up. The one car nearly 6 and half foot tall lizard that towered over the queen, was now no more than 2 inches tall capable of being held in her hand. Moon quickly leans down and picks Toffee up by the tail and holds him up to her gigantic face. The other monsters now see what has happened to their great leader and talk to each other in worry.
“Toffee, as queen of Mewni I hereby sentence you to life in prison in solitary confinement in my stomach.” Moon says with a stern look on her face, but inside she was absolutely giddy with joy. Toffee just finished processing her sentence before being shoved in her mouth. The other monsters look on in horror as they see their great general be devoured by a little 14 year old girl. Moon gives the lizard several licks covering him in thick globs of saliva. Moon as to keep herself from moaning in pleasure from the taste. His name was no joke, he did in fact taste like toffee, a sweet caramel like flavor with a buttery sweet after taste. As much as she wanted too she couldn’t keep him in her mouth forever. Moon tilted her head back and swallowed twice sealing the General into her throat. All that can be seen of General now was a large bulge in the queen’s throat traveling downwards behind her armor’s neck collar and into her stomach which lightly swells out when Toffee enters it. The monsters can hardly believe what they just saw. The Mewman queen just ate their leader.
“She... She just ate the General!!” The purple lizard says still not quite believing what he just saw. Moon now sees this is best time to strike fear into them. She puts her hands behind her back and takes a sturdy stance before releasing an covered belch from her mouth.
“UURP! Alright, who’s next?” Moon says with stern voice and nonchalant expression.
“Oh my god she’s crazy! Run for your lives!” The green lizards yells. The monsters run off in many different directions screaming in fear. Moon smirks knowing they won’t be coming back anytime soon, although she is a bit disappointed that she did get to eat anyone else, perhaps another day.
On the inside of the queen, Toffee felt himself be squeezed down her esophagus when he heard that sickening gulp. His body squeezed in all directions at the tight muscle pushes him downwards. As he finally reaches the sphincter that leads to her stomach, he is slowly squeezed out of it and plops into her stomach. Acid go up to his waste when stands up and just below his chest when he sits. The chunks off chewed up chicken from earlier rub against him to remind him where he was if the loud rumbling of the girl’s stomach wasn’t enough. As Toffee begins to stand up in his fleshy prison he hears voice coming from the outside most likely from his men. Before he tries to call out to them for help, Moon’s stomach clenches as a large stream of air exits her stomach and out her mouth in the form of a belch.
“Alright, who’s next?” Although Moon was talking in a inside voice it sounded as if someone was yelling into a megaphone next to him. Toffee then hears screaming and multiple footsteps taking off. His army has left him, left him to be digested by this little girl. Toffee flesh started to fall of in clumps as Moon’s acids knead into his skin but his flesh quickly replaces itself without trouble. He now knew he wasn’t going to die in here. The queen’s body will just keep digesting him... forever. Or till at least she passes away but that would take years. Toffee, deciding he doesn’t have that kind of time begins thrashing in the queen’s stomach in an attempt to get her to throw him up. On the outside of Moon’s body her eyes light up and looks down to her stomach which violently thrashes around as Toffee try to escape his fate. Only response Toffee gets from her are couple pats on her stomach and light belch which Moon politely covers. The sound of galloping footsteps catches Moon’s attention as she turns around to see River on a warnicorn.
“Queen Moon, you did it!” River exclaims exitedly.
“Oh my gosh River!” Moon turns around and hugs River with her belly held outwards so she doesn’t feel her meal’s kicks. Rhombulus breaks the hug with a concerned question.
“What did you just do?” Rhombulus asks with worry in his voice.
“I did my job! And as your queen I will continue to do my job of protecting this kingdom! I will hunt down the remains of the monster army and scatter them without country or leadership! Now are there any questions?” Moon firmly states. Everyone is silent except for an explosive reaction coming from her stomach as Toffee violently tries to escape.
“I didn’t think so.” Moon firmly states once more before heading to the castle, everyone taking a bow as she walks by. Although Moon kept a straight stern face, she desperately tried to keep herself from laughing as the lizard General squirmed inside her. From how good Toffee’s squirms felt She war really really going to enjoy this.
