"I did get swallowed whole again about a year later, at the age of five. This one is a little more deliberate. This one almost cost me my life. Ever since the pelican had eaten me, I had become obsessed with trying to get eaten. It wasn't until I was in kindergarten, for a show and tell, that I would end up swallowed whole. A kid had brought in his pet snake. This snake was a good 8 feet. Seeing this, I asked what he ate. He said rabbits and the like. It was after the show and tell, when he had the snake in the cage next to him when I asked if the snake was feed recently. He said no, and was planning on it during school. It was here I asked if I could feed it."
"He asked sure, but asked how. I just asked that we do it in someplace where only we can be. We end up going into a small office somewhere, I forget exactly, but it was enough room from the snake to be full length. I asked if the snake had eaten things live and he said yes, she, the snake, has gotten good at it. I then asked for the snake to be let out and for him to only watch. As the snake came out, looking for food, tongue a flickering, I invited it to my feet. I took a bit, but eventually it took in my feet. I got a big smile, the kid questioning this. I told him to be quiet as I feed his snake! He would watch, confused and also curious at the same time. He would watch as the snake would swallow me whole. It would take me a couple minutes to get entirely into the stomach. The snake would move back into the cage, just large enough to hold my within its stomach. I would disappear and the school would look for me, all the while I was within the cage with the snake, the kid never telling. When the parents came to pick him up, they asked how it went and he said it went well. By that point, it had been a good couple of hours. The snake had slowly working acid into me. I could feel myself starting to pass out. Next thing I would know I am in the hospital. Burns all over my body."
"Turns out that when he got home, the snake was let back into its enclosure and the parents saw the bulge. They asked and he said that I feed myself to the snake. They noticed the bulge move in the stomach and made the snake cough me up right away. Seeing me unconscious, they took me to the hospital and called my parents. That is the last time I have been eaten."
"Oh wow. To experience it twice and live, that is quite the tale. You get full extra credit points for both of ya." Ms. Pagan would say. "Now please sit as we have our next group come up."
The next group would be...
