The hippo trots through the doorway, his oversized belly getting a bit stuck on the sides of it. Though you cannot see any well defined male parts with his bloated gut in the way, you can tell from the deep grumbles of his voice that he is a male. The nurse kindly slips around the hippo and closes the door behind him. The hippo wobbles his way onto the examination table, making it groan under his weight, "Good afternoon, Doctor. Sorry for the sudden call." "It's quite alright. Not the first time this has happened." You reassure him, "Tell me though, what's been bothering you?" "Well, I've been feeling a ton of discomfort lately. I feel it on the _____ of me." He explains to you.