... one of your parents. You know that knock well. Groaning you grab a bath robe laying on the floor near you and pull it on for modesty's sake. The knock comes again.
"Yeah I'm coming, gimme a sec" you groan out sounding much more rude than you intended, at least to your own ear. Opening the door its...
Roll a D2
(A D2 is rolled by rolling any die, an EVEN number is a 2, and ODD number is a 1)
NOTES:
The warning tag next to the number ( (F) or (M) ) is there to help prevent readers from going down a path they may dislike. In this case, there are only 2 choices, and the tag gives away which is which, you can chose manually, or if you don't care, you can roll to let the story go where it may.