"Very well. But be sure the one you send to take my place doesn't eat everyone. I can't run a business if all my patrons end up as shit on the floor." you said.
"Not to worry. Your friend, and my public relations consigliere, Ruja, will run the tavern in your stead." she replied, and with that, you were put to work.
It was taxing, and exhausting, at least at first, but after a month, it got easier. The wolverines were somehow able to maintain their clean fur, once you cleaned it for them.
When the second-in-command talked about assisting her, she actually meant that she needed release. You were to help her get off when she needed it. Luckily, she wasn't in heat, and it wasn't very often that she needed to masturbate.
Three months had passed in total, when a voice bellowed 'HONEY, I'M HOOOOOOOME!' and all the wolverines started running towards the entrance, nearly squashing you into the rock floor flat. Luckily, you knew how to dodge them, and was on a rock shelf within seconds.
The leader was back, and healthy. His wife called you back into the main chamber.
"So, you've been helping us with our grooming? I can see that you do excellent work." said the leader, before his wife bit him. "Ow! Oh. I believe I owe you an apology. You see, I am a drunk. I should be in one of those programs, but they don't accept me...I mean, I need help, just like the rest of them, why is me being me a problem? Anyway, I'm sorry, and I promise that I won't cause you anymore trouble, but someday, I still want to suck you and your luscious tits down." He said, and his wife bit him again. "OWWWWWWWW!!!"
"Dagnab it! You trying to break my leg again!?!??" he griped.
"SO WHAT IF I AM!?!!??" replied his wife, and they began to fight. You were nudged by one of the wolverines in the shoulder. Looking back, you gasp because it was the one that saved you during the rock slide. "You better come with me; this is gonna get ugly and bloody. I'll take you home." he said, and he'd escort you out, just as the fight got intense.
About eight hours later, you and the wolverine walk back into town. He doesn't leave your side until you're back at the tavern. "Thanks for taking care of us."
With that, the wolverine leapt into the night sky, landed in the middle of a flock of pigeons and scattered them as he ran off into the dusk.
"It was no problem. Glad to help." you reply, then turn to walk back into your tavern, greeted by Ruja, and all your patrons, whom were celebrating the re-opening of your tavern. You even got a new jukebox.
"Alright! Let's get some tunes goin' and party!" you exclaim, only to greet the wolverine pack leader's gaze.
Everyone stops. "Hey, sweet thing. What are you waitin' for? Put some coins in that music box and let's party!" exclaimed the wolverine. He'd walk over to the jukebox, jam a whole bunch of coins inside, and slam a few buttons, until Wild Cherry's 'Play That Funky Music' started resonating through the tavern, and spilling out into the streets. The whole town was now partying!
You and the wolverine would dance the night away. Hey, for a four legged beast, he sure as Hell can MOVE...
Ooh, what a night THAT was...
