Suddenly, your roommate is on top of you.
"I can't sleep. Part of my stressful life. Ugh! I hate my insomnia. But hey, since we're BOTH awake, why don't we have some fun?
It is hard to tell what your roommate looks like, but you can see three recognizable features.
1. She has black hair.
2. Her skin is very pale.
3. Her lips are ebony stained.
Well, there is a fourth. She's nude.
"Seriously, get off me!" you shout, trying to shove her off, but she doesn't budge.
"Now come on. This isn't fun." she pleads.
Deciding to play along, and maybe she'll let you sleep, you turn your head and ask cutely what kind of fun she had in mind.
The girl licks her lips. "Now that's more like it."
She...
