You and your wife, Maggie, are finally going to spend a night on the town! Maggie is stunning, 5'5", F cup boobs, and soccer ball sized ass cheeks, with thighs and hips to match. She loves to eat(especially loves to eat anyone who hits on you), but still remains trim, and says the only reason she does so is because you "help the digestion process". Nonetheless, you're finally ready for the date, when Maggie's phone buzzes. What is it?