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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Mon May 18, 2020 10:57 pm

Yol: Image
Star: why is yol looking away from painting
Binah: Because he's addressing the viewer
Binah: "We don't make mistakes on this fuaking program"
Yol: COOL DUDES DON'T LOOK AT DISASTERS
Star: looks away from yol
Yol: FUAKN

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Matthew fell from a high place
Matthew: f
Weegee: did you press f to pay respect to yourself?
Matthew: no i was gonna say fuck

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Matty: hey kiki
Matty: i passed you in swords
Kiki: Crab calls upon the might of zeus
Thou hast been smitten!
Matty: ouch

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Donut: The little kitten looked about ten years old, with fiery hair and cat ears that flared up and gave off light. Her tail too was made of flame-- she curled up in her mother's arms closely
Yol: TEN YEAR OLD DONUTS ARE GROSS

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Halo: ok yeah server ded
[T] Gary: OWO;
[T] Gary: Can anyone rejoin?
Yol: Just tried, timed out
[T] Gary: Why am I not kill?
Halo: also how the fuck is gary still there
Yol: The server isn't down
[T] Gary: Why me tho? I dun understan
Halo: gary is the chosen one
Star: You’re the chosen o- FUCK
[T] Gary: Baa? owo
[T] Gary: Chosen for what?
Yol: DAMN IT SERVER GODS
Yol: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SACRIFICE THE GOAT NOT EVERYONE ELSE

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Katya: WHAT THE FUCK. I ONLY LOOKED UP BOOG FANBOY AND CHUMCHUM AND I FOUND A PICTURE OF LENNY SUCKING BOOG'S COCK

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RythmBot: Searching Wii Shop Channel 1 hour
RythmBot: Cannot play a song that's longer than 3 hours

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Yol: Also jesus christ why do people never turn their computers off
Willow: Who turns off a computer
Yol: FUAKN
Yol: DON'T BE MEAN TO THE COMPY
Yol: IT NEEDS REST
Yol: ;A;
Willow: My compy is a bad compy, deserves suffer .A.
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Willow: Yol is a good dog
Yol: AM NOT A FUAKN DOGE
Doge: I AM

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Spyrois2cool: If there's one thing that puts me off...its nagas. Nagas, nekos, and snakes.
Yol: FUAKN
Yol: BRIAN HOW DID YOU READ NEKOS AS NEGROS

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Drake: someone asked what my favorite fps was and i responded the american education system

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Xavius: There's something so satisfying with jumping and nailing a fling.
Xavius experienced kinecit energy
Xavius: Of course, that's if you survive

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jtace: Image
Yol: why would you do this
jtace: Banana bread
Yol: .............................................
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Leyna: YOL
Leyna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTDU9fSMNyI
Leyna: is this accurate?
Yol: Nah
Leyna: I think its accurate
Leyna: probably
Yol: Nah
Yol: They didn't even have the spindash until Sonic 2 XD
Leyna: Yol, do a spindash
Yol: Image

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Yol: O3O
Image
Halo: ...
Halo: i wanna fight it
Halo: Image
Halo: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

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Kippy: Lord Bungus demands a SACRIFICE
Kippy: Kipp grabs Pibu
Cierra: PUT MY SON DOWN
Kippy: oAo Sacrifice!
Cierra: N O

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Lauryn: this is an odd question, but are mob spawns turned off? ive been down in a cavern a while and havent seen any...
Lauryn was blown up by Creeper

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Reffy: I personally dont see vore as a sexual act
Cierra: I can see it as being sexual in certain situations
Cierra: but most of the time not
Reffles: Some people consider it "the next stage of sex" though
Yol: >eat a peoples
Yol: >gurgle them
Yol: >you are now pregnant
Yol: NEXT LEVEL SECKS
Cherry: JAHZHZJAHS???

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Reffles: Yol is the monster under your bed
ChloeRiver: wha
ChloeRiver: i dun want him under my bed
ChloeRiver: I WANT HIM IN MY BED FFS
Yol: .___.
ChloeRiver: GET YOUR ASS OUT AND IN THE BED
Yol: nevermind I don't want chloe's bed anymore .3.;
ChloeRiver: mission successful
Yol: FUAK

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BorderTage: ugh this idea of mine is giving me a headache
Queen Jacklyn: are you having a
Queen Jacklyn: mine-grain?

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JackFrost: Pop quiz
JackFrost: Where is cum stored?
Dakotapup: In my anus.
FoxMom: your tum
ShadyInktail: in your sub's mouth

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Matt: alright pyke I'll refrain from zalgo text
Matt: oh
Matt: you mean the obfuscated
Matt: &k
Pyke: The worst part is that the & commands still work in MC
Matt: o
Matt: shit
Pyke: So you just posted blank
Yol: What, from here?\
Pyke: yeh
Yol: I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN
Yol: &ATHIS POST IS NOW GREEN
Pyke: I lied
Matt: baited
Pyke: Now I'm snipping that from Yol
Yol: FUAKN
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:53 am

Aubry: Image
Aubry: oh god oh fuck he's gotta mine faster
Yol: Image
Aubry: Image
Aubry: HE'S DEAD YOL
Aubry: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Aubry: HE WAS PLAYING ON HARDCORE

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Yol: ...oh my fuck, my dA is apparently 12 years old
Furret Furstar: guess that means you'll wanna eat it now o3o
Yol: l,m;kjnh,bgvjkyjaslhgfsfkdsagkfsg

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Lysander the Tiefling Bard: You think I don't have the guts to ride a dragon?
Lysander the Tiefling Bard: I can be stretchy,
Drago: owo
Lysander the Tiefling Bard: drago no

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Reffles: sometimes. I wonder.
Tambra: sometimes i dream about cheese
Reffles: why some adults act in ways that makes 5 year olds look mature.
Tambra: wellthatwasabadtimetosaythat

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Raito: Image
Raito: Yol the builder
Raito: Can he build it?
Raito: Yol the builder
Yol: NOPE IT'S FUCKED

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Tutzi: f
Yol: u
Raito: C
Tutzi: k
Kippy: y
Yol: b
Raito: Goodbye
Yol: goddamnit XD
Raito: Message from Discord: fuCkyb
Raito: Insightful.

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Matt: wHAT THE FUCK
Matt: a bat got into my room
Gary: If it bites you, you become baman
Matt: if I bite it then we spread another pandemic

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Xonix: do someone need slime balls? .-.
Raito: Did you steal Sams balls? o3o
Xonix: Uh... ._:
Xonix earned achievement Return To Sender!

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Kippy: Image
Yol: WHY DOES WEEG ONLY HAVE ONE EYE
Yol: :oAo:
Weegee: I lost my eye in nom
Yol: ....................................................................................................................
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Reffles: you know.
Reffles: lime, (pronounciation) is the dutch word for glue.
Tambra: Sooo Kip is sticky
Tambra: Nice.
Reffles: Kip is the literal dutch word for chicken
Tambra: Sticky chicken
Kippy: . . . . . . .
Kip sobs and laughs in pain at the same time. Why do you do this.
Reffles: dont smell yourself, kip
Reffles: you'd be sniffing glue

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LysanderTheBard: fap fap fapping against your anal vore
Zalrys: my god
Yol: delet this
Loafu (Totally not some bread): Anal vore? Where
Willow: Lysander
LysanderTheBard: what
Zalrys: why is this place so cursed when I just got here
Willow: You legitimately almost made me choke on a twizzler
LysanderTheBard: I can make you choke on more than that.
Willow: sHUT

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Amaria: holy, I saw the wither noise
Dezaray: HOW DO YOU SEE A NOISE

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Dezaray: Holy fuck there's a black guy in my house
Dezaray: AAa
Gary: wut
Dezaray was slain by Enderman

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Sam: we do things you never thought possible
Reffles: fact
Reffles: fins are like 90% russian but they will refuse this
Sam: shut 'w'
Sam: your heresy will go no further
Miirym: They see colors unlike anything ever seen before, incomprehensible to most
Miirym: Inpossible geometry
Miirym: In short, Sam lives in the Russian cthulu mythos
Sam: AAA >:Y

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Doge: Am tryna thonk but my brian is tired
Yol: do a slep
Doge: Looks at the time. 4 AM. Looks back at Yol and baps
Yol: DO A SLEP
Yol: :oAo:
Doge: NOH
Doge: Image
Yol: Image
Doge: Image
Yol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTg6hg1miFg

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Sam: https://twitter.com/_buta99/status/1283407770344058885
Sam: more cake stuff
Gary: Goat owo
That Orange Borb (Ender): OH SHIT IT’S LAYER CAKE HA
Aubry: FUCK
Aubry: IM A CULINARY MAJOR
Aubry: HOW DID I NOT GET THAT
Tambra: Confirmed, Aubry is a minor
Yol: +3+

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Yol: I JUST HAD A SUDDEN EPIPHANY
Yol: A STAR IS JUST AN A AND AN ∀ OVERLAPPING EACH OTHER
Yol: :oAo:
Star: ...
Star: Goddammit Yol
Star: Now I’m definitely not gonna be able to sleep

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Ashly: Kitsune wants milk ouo please don't hate me
Dezaray: I'll get you some, coming up in a second...
Dezaray: Oneee... Sec
Gary: =W=
Dezaray: Any moment now
Gary now swims with Dezaray's semen.
Ashly: XD
Dezaray: There we go
Gary: <w>

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ChloeRiver: oh breadchan you wanna know how to make the armor
ChloeRiver: it's easy
BreadChan: I uh, have no idea ^^;
ChloeRiver: but first you gonna have to gimme a kiss!
BreadChan: hold on I'll google it
ChloeRiver: ...

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LuluBoxFox:Image
Tambra: Chaotic neutral.
Tambra: Dunno why, I just never use the rolly thing-
Yol: where on the spectrum does this stand
Image
Asha: That-
Asha: Is fukin forbidden
Asha: Take that down
ChloeRiver: yol that is illegal
ChloeRiver: the dingo police are on your way to your house to arrest you
Tambra: Yol
Tambra: That’s Chaotic Evil ++

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Dezaray: Honestly
Dezaray: The guy who killed Hitler is my hero
Dezaray: wait a second...

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Izzy: Image
Izzy: this
Yol: izzy downloading pron I see o3o
Izzy: what-
Izzy: with 500 b/sec? ~w~
Yol: no wait that's sending
Yol: izzy uploading pron I see O3O
Izzy: OWO

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Yol: ...if this is a universe with anthropomorphized shotguns does that mean there are also anthropomorphized shells
Yol: that you can load into them
ChloeRiver: cum expolison
Yol: of course chloe makes it lewd
ChloeRiver: shut

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JackFrost: Image
Weegee: my thighs end lives

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Dezaray: Bug is a bug therefore buggy bug does a bzz buzz go brrt. Bug is bug because bug am bug doing bug thang while bug bugs other bug bugging bug. Bug is the bug and the bug bugged the other bug that's why all bug am bug is bug.

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Tsuki (Baby Durg): are you in NT yol?
Yol: We consider anything below double digits freezing
Yol: And most of you guys laugh at that
Yol: Also no, NSW.
Tsuki (Baby Durg): ah its colder down in SA
Oxy Lepia/Juline Sane: NSW here too
ChloeRiver: NSW
Sam: tsuki lives in NSFW
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