Bah Humbug!
Sure, you may mock me now, but I'm thinking of the ending of the story, where Scrooge (supposedly) becomes good.
And I'm hacking into your computer cameras to decided which of you will look and taste best, all tied and buttered up as my "biggest Christmas goose in the market"
Mwa-ha-ha!
((yes, I'm just kidding, Merry Christmas))