Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Sun Aug 08, 2021 4:06 am

Happy Vore Day, everyone! It's just after 2am in my timezone as I type this and I spent basically the whole day making some final preparations for my first-ever contribution to this date, and....it's just some word revisions, putting Twice Upon a Reina into the correct formatting, and adding thumbnails. :P Sorry, that's all I was able to actually do in the time before today. More complete details in a new blog post that I just made on this:

https://aryion.com/g4/blog.php?id=60228
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Sat Dec 25, 2021 3:15 am

Heppy Hollandaise, everyone! Yes, unlike last year I actually have something to post for Christmas! It’s a rewrite, but this is of (apparently) one of the most popular chapters that I’ve written for this whole project: Chapter C: Deep Throat.

This might be a good time to mention that I’m not completely satisfied with that title or some of the others and I’m planning to revise some of them. The idea is to deliberately model on them on the cliché of “porn parody titles” since, no two ways about it, this larger story is porn. Maybe not the best thing to release on Christmas, but them’s the breaks. My beliefs are my own and I think God would be willing to pardon me for this. Maybe a few hundred years on the Seventh Terrace of Purgatory would make up for it. ;) Enough of that, though—I don’t actually mean to get into any discussion like that, not here at least.

So, anyway, yeah, I’ve completed the rewrite of Deep Throat, which seems to be a stand-out favorite among those who’ve gotten into this. At the very least, both versions of it in my gallery have a cumulative higher number of favorites than most of the others (I’m not counting the “He’s Inside?!” picture, my actual most-favorited item, because that’s just a recoloring of a picture graciously provided to me by Kiki, and also my main focus here is writing) even if at least some of that can be attributed to its age. The original version of this (under a different name at the time which I was obviously even less satisfied with than the current one) is actually the second that I ever posted here and the whole story itself goes back more than ten years.

Coupled with the brand-new upload of Twice Upon a Reina back in July, this also makes the second time in more than five years that I’ve successfully uploaded more than one item in a single year—back then, that was big reformats of all the existing chapters into a more recent format just like what I’m doing with this one now. Of course, this is also one of the shortest of all the chapters that I’ve written and uploaded here. One thing I’ve noticed is that that seems to usually equate to how long the story takes in-universe—Twice Upon a Reina takes place over many months and is 143 pages long as presented here on Eka’s, whereas Deep Throat takes place over a few weeks at most and is “only” 66 pages long in its original format as a result. (If you’re wondering why I measured Twice Upon a Reina by its site format and not Deep Throat…I’m lazy :P Also I typed this post in advance because I actually finished the rewrite almost a full week ahead of Christmas.) That’s still a marked increase on what it was originally—insta-reformatted into how I’m writing chapters now, the text for Deep Throat as it previously was comes out to just 23 pages. (More like 22½, really.) For those who suck at math, (like me because I still needed an online calculator for this XD) that’s more than 190% longer than the original version.

There’s also a tonal shift in this particular version compared to what it was originally, and I think it’s a significant improvement. I was going to say off the bat “You might notice…” but then it occurred to me that that wouldn’t really be possible if I’m changing the entire body of text, partly because the original .txt file that I first uploaded to my gallery before deciding that was defunct is so out of date compared to what I eventually decided on that I don’t think there’s any fair comparison. Because of that, I decided to move the original Deep Throat rewrite to the “Old Chapters” folder in my gallery and make this one into a whole new upload instead. For the same reasons as with the .txt files, this is to preserve the old one for posterity since the tone, if not the story itself, is very different now and for all I know that tone is part of why people apparently enjoy this one so much.

Of course, the more likely reason people like it is because it’s oral vore rather than unbirth like I usually write here. :P

There’s another little…well, kinda big upload coming along with this: the all-in-one version of the first five chapters! If you remember, I mentioned this back in July as part of a decision to make multi-part versions of the longer chapters, since these first chapters are basically already a multi-part version of a continuous story about the length of some of the other chapters I’ve already uploaded. This is entirely non-vore, though, so I don’t expect it to get as many views as the rewrite of Deep Throat; this one also got only minimal editing (namely just for the transition between Mitsuki and The Feud, which happens instantaneously rather than taking place even just a few hours later) partly because I’d forgotten about this until only a few days before I was going to do the uploads and it is very slightly rushed as a result, but luckily this is probably exactly what I was going to be doing anyway.

The other thing that I want to say on this is that I think I’ve gotten a satisfactory criterion for how to split up the longer chapters into multi-part segments: my intention now is to divide them based on how much time passes in the text, namely that anything taking place over more than a week or so will be split off into a section, unless it or a following section would be a bit too short otherwise. Like a lot of things, I can’t give any kind of forecast on when I’ll be uploading any multi-part versions of anything I’ve already posted.

Without taking up any more of your time or mine with this basically-a-monologue, please enjoy uploads #1½ and #1¾ (or something) of 2021, and certainly the last substantial things I’ll be posting for this year.

https://aryion.com/g4/view/747986
https://aryion.com/g4/view/747988

I’ve also got a new chapter idea, distinct from the “Chapter G” and “Chapter O” that I teased last year, but—as usual—I can’t give any guarantees on when it’ll be ready to upload. I’ll say that it partly retreads on older ideas, (namely that it’s another unbirth chapter) but I’ll be doing something new with it. And it’s not another duplication story like Twice Upon a Reina was. ;)

Oh, and one bit of bad news: Photoshop has been uncooperative lately so I’m not able to add a new thumbnail to this chapter just yet—it has to do with signing in and I’ve presently lost track of my password for it. This is why I hate subscription programs and services. I’m hoping to find the password itself, but until then Deep Throat will have to do without one. This rewrite also hasn’t been put through my word-replacement screening, which I decided to forgo here in favor of doing that for The Essential instead.
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:12 am

Happy Vore Day, everyone! Yes, like last year I actually have something to share for 8/8! …and it’s not actually a vore story. :P This new chapter, Much Ado About a Thing, has actually been in the works for a long time, or at least the basic idea of it was—for most of its development, it’s been called “The Ultimate Cliché” for reasons which I think you’ll understand when you read it; I won’t be spoiling the content here. However, this is NOT the new chapter that I mentioned in my previous post.

I had hoped to be able to give two chapters ready for you all, but the only other one that I could have possibly tried writing in time for Vore Day would’ve been too rushed and too short anyway to be a satisfactory update for the occasion along with this one. Funnily enough, that one actually would have involved vore!

Before I go into any more detail on where this new chapter came from, I’d like to make a different announcement as well, but presumably you already figured it out. You see… *unzips from the top of his head all the way down to his feet* I’m not really an alien space bat. That was just a means of “hiding” who I am because, for the longest time, I was relatively uncomfortable here and in some other places in spite of being relatively open and writing stuff to be shared here for more than ten years; that’s why I decided it’s been long enough and am dropping the act. “Alien space bat” is a reference to one of my other favorite genres, alternate history* where the extremes of implausibility are justified with something totally impossible: A Wizard Did It, Deus Ex Machina, or intervention by alien space bats making something play out a certain way, or else something which has absolutely no basis in reality. But I’m getting off track.

(* “Allohistory,” if you prefer; it’s not to be confused with alternatIVE history, which is historical revisionism with an agenda, often used to justify abhorrent beliefs—and that’s all I’ll say about that in the interest of not getting into politics—whereas alternate history is asking a “What if…?” question for the purposes of writing a story. And yes, I felt the need to have this explanation here despite already saying, “But I’m getting off track.”)

*steps out of the cheap alien space bat costume* As you can see, I’m actually…well, I guess you can’t REALLY see what I look like. :P That’s kinda the point. Go on imagining whatever based on what little I provide to you, but know that I am NOT, in fact, an extraterrestrial chiropteran. In any case, from now on I’ll be going by this new name. Even then, it’s kinda not a new name at all. As you may have guessed, “Elpie” is just the phonetic version of “LP,” as in “LowProfile.” It’s at least SLIGHTLY more professional-sounding. On the off-chance that I try to publish the Anyone You Can Do…I Can Do Better! fanfic off of Eka’s, including as a physical product rather than digital-only, you can expect it to be under this name. It’s really just a new version of the same handle to go by. My other online persona, which I would also be using for my penname if I ever get properly published, is similarly “made-up” and compressed from an earlier name I used, in that case being a contraction of a name I used in an MMORPG. No, I’m not telling you what that name is—I keep that persona and this one separate. (If you’ve been paying attention, you may have noticed that I changed my username a few days in advance. I wanted to make sure that it was ready in time, that’s all. :P ;) )

And if you’re wondering about my new avatar, it’s kinda-sorta supposed to be like the rune used for Tolkien. (Yeah, I’m a nerd. Fight me. :P) It was initially based on one of the symbols used for Pluto the planet because it occurred to me that it has the “same” meaning, coming from the initials of astronomer Percival Lowell which, coincidentally, were also the first two letters of the then-newly-discovered planet’s name, so “♇”. Then it occurred to me that that would read as “Profile, Low” when applied to ME so I redid it “in reverse” so that now it really DOES read a L. P. Which, in the end makes it look more like a U with an ear sticking off it. Or it’s blowing a raspberry. HAH! The symbol itself is a simple screencap of the letters overlapped to create the symbol. Unfortunately, the site’s software doesn’t seem to want me to have it with any reduced opacity so it’s not AS marginally more professional-looking as I’d hoped.

I’d considered something like “Knight of Pentacles” as a tarot motif, but that seemed kinda pretentious. :P I’d also considered something based on “Five of Diamonds” because…I found a Five of Diamonds playing card by itself on the sidewalk once. LOL!

Okay, that’s enough talking about my “new” identity here. I’ll now tell you about WHY I’m uploading Much Ado About a Thing instead of the chapter I’d “actually” promised before. See, Fate conspired against me this year and I’ve actually had some serious computer troubles, the end result being that I wasn’t able to type for basically the entire spring of 2022. First there was a battery replacement on my laptop, (which I use for virtually everything, especially typing) and then after having it back for a grand total of five days I had to bring it in AGAIN because the charging port needed to be replaced. The real problem was the supply line issues that I’m sure most of you have had to put up with (not to bring politics into this—I try to avoid that if I can regardless of context because it’s just too polarizingly toxic) and the place I brought it to being understaffed.

Anyway, it was only just recently that I was able to get my laptop back—I’d written the initial draft for this chapter BY HAND, it took so long to get it back—and, after spending about a week transcribing all the other notes and ideas that I’d come up with in the meantime, (it came out to more than 100,000 words) I finally started on Much Ado About a Thing. This and several other new ideas (which I won’t spoil just yet) were ones that I came up with while I was mostly offline but I could only actually work on them (more accurately, I was only COMFORTABLE working on them—I wasn’t about to browse Eka’s using a computer at work, for example) without my own private word processor. This is because, like I mentioned before, I try to keep my two online personas separate and only freely acknowledge one of them in real-life.

I’d hoped to be able to change my Eka’s persona here for my birthday earlier this year, but the computer troubles prevented that, and that’s why I made it a Vore Day thing instead.

Aside from all this, I got some other ideas while I was offline, one of them being probably the weirdest I’ve ever come up with for this as yet. I won’t spoil those details, though, and they might be a ways off. I really DO want to actually finish the one that I mentioned before, but it’s also entirely possible that I’ll instead refocus my efforts onto another rewrite/reformat instead, since it’s kinda my rule here to alternate between making a whole new chapter and getting an old one up to snuff. If anyone’s actually reading this before I commit to one in particular, you could suggest one to be reformatted next.

I probably won’t be redoing “Chapter M” just yet, though. That one really is the problem child of everything I’ve written here and I’m not confident I can rewrite it in a timely manner compared to the rest.

…I said I was gonna elaborate on the new chapter, didn’t I? Well, truthfully, I don’t want to spoil too much of it. I’ll tell you all that I’d been working on it for a while, getting maybe the first half of it basically written out while I couldn’t type and then working on the rest at my own pace. That was until I realized that Vore Day was coming up and so I decided to give myself a self-imposed deadline to complete it, foregoing almost any other projects that I had. (I’m in the process of reevaluating my personal library, for example.) In the end, I completed it on late August 2nd, plenty of time to spare. Which is also when I actually wrote (most of) this post, holding it in reserve. The downside to speeding through it in order to be ready is that it feels very rushed to me and while the whole story I want to tell with it is there, it’s not really all that polished. I actually wanted to intentionally shoehorn lots of Shakespeare references into it, (if you hadn’t guessed yet, the title is a reference to Much Ado About Nothing, which actually has bawdy connotations and—hopefully AFTER you read the new chapter—you’ll see why I titled it what I did if you go and look it up) but that’s kinda not in the cards right this very second. I have other things in dire need of attention and my priority became getting it out in time even considering that, as I originally drafted this post, there was almost a full week left before uploading it.

So, my apologies if Much Ado About a Thing isn’t entirely up to snuff. Depending, this might mean that I’ll prioritize a proper rewrite of this one instead of reformatting a different chapter or starting on a new one immediately, because I won’t personally be satisfied with it otherwise.

Some other small things I want to mention. I’ve said before that I’m not entirely satisfied with the titles I’ve given to some of the chapters here and I’m planning to redo them in a “porn parody title” style. What I haven’t said before now is that, in hindsight, I’m not really satisfied with the full title of the whole fanfic either and I’m thinking of changing that, too. Anyone You Can Do…I Can Do Better! would be retained for the initial story since that where it really applies, (it’s what you would call an “Artifact Title” with every other story) but it’s entirely possible that I’ll be changing the name of the entire fanfic to something much shorter and a bit more symbolic. I won’t spoil what that is just yet, because I’m not sure I’m satisfied with THAT, either. I’ve also reacquired photoshop and plan to work on new thumbnails for uploads that don’t have them yet, including placeholders that you may have already noticed. I’ve also changed my background wallpaper here to a slightly-refined version of what it was before, as a new screencap of the same scene from the original hentai and run through the same filters that I’m putting the thumbnails through. The original is going to stay in its original folder for posterity. I also fiddled around with my settings a bit, accidentally undoing alot of what I liked but getting a satisfactory replacement setup in exchange. If you're wondering "Why pink?", this is the same shade used on the title card of the original hentai, which I'm also using for placeholder thumbnails. You probably saw the new upload before this post and will therefore have seen that type of thumbnail, which I retroactively gave to "everything" that was missing one.

Also, I goofed when uploading it at first and accidentally submitted a Word document and not the PDF files I'm using now, and accidentally tried to make one of those into the thumbnail. Oops. XD

And now, without much more ado about something else, (no, I’m not sorry :P) here’s the newest chapter of my Anyone You Can Do…I Can Do Better! fanfic: Much Ado About a Thing! I hope you enjoy it:

https://aryion.com/g4/view/809917
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Fri Sep 02, 2022 11:22 pm

Hey, everyone! A small update: after taking a break from most anything related to this, I've gotten Much Ado About a Thing set for my word-replacement system and I plan to start working on the rewrite of it soon, getting it into a proofread and more presentable fashion. Hopefully that will be finished sooner rather than later. :)
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Thu Dec 01, 2022 3:01 am

Hello, Eka’s Portal! It is now shortly after midnight on November 30th, 2022, in my timezone as I originally post this. To be totally honest, I have no idea how many of you will actually read this, either in my blog or in the thread for my Anyone You Can Do…I Can Do Better! fanfic, which are getting the same copypasta. I don’t get as much feedback as I would like on this, but I’m gonna be posting like this for the foreseeable future anyway.

This will be shorter than my previous update post since I’m not expositing about my persona change here. And don’t expect me to me calling myself “the Writer Formerly Known As LowProfile” indefinitely—that’s for long-time followers of mine who might not have realized that I changed my username here.

Anyway, the computer troubles that I had earlier this year and the rush to “complete” Much Ado About a Thing, followed by three different trips out of state (visiting family for the first two at the beginning and end of September and then a much shorter one for a memorial service at the start of November) along with indulging in the Halloween spirit for all of October (short version: I read and watch something horror or horror-adjacent every day of the month) led to a bit of burn-out on writing for this, coupled with wanting to focus on a different writing project that I won’t be discussing here because it’s not relevant to the Eka’s community interests. To make matters worse, I’ve hit writer’s block on the intended rewrite and word choice revisions for Much Ado About a Thing which is, of course, slowing down what I could do there dramatically.

Having realized that about mid-November, (when I originally composed this post, waiting a couple of weeks to actually release it) I decided to instead re-focus my attention on rewriting a different chapter before, hopefully, getting on to a totally new one. This rewrite will be of the third-ever “sequel” chapter to The Essential: none other than Chapter U: The Fourth Trimester…which, in hindsight, I’m not at all satisfied with as a title. :P I’ll be trying to come up with a better one for the rewrite. I won’t be waiting for a special occasion to upload that one—once I’m done, it’ll go straight to my gallery and I’ll announce such in another update post.

The real reason I’m posting this now, instead of making it into a Christmas announcement, is because I decided to do something else for the season. I decided to prepare some previews for new chapter ideas that have occurred to me, and I’ll post one on each of the Twelve Days of Christmas. For those who only know the classic song, the Twelve Days of Christmas as an actual holiday observance isn’t the twelve days leading up to Christmas, but the twelve days following it, through to January 5th. Since I developed lots of new ideas for the fanfic recently, I thought I would give some teasers of them as a consolation present since I’m definitely not gonna have a new chapter or rewrite ready in time for Christmas.

There’s a catch, though—I want to get at least some level of feedback and response in exchange. That’s why I’m saying all this now: for every individual poster who gives even bare acknowledgment of this in both my blog and my thread, up to just twelve at minimum, I’ll post one teaser summary of a never-before-mentioned chapter on each successive day from December 25th to January 5th. These will be longer than the ones I attach to my actual gallery entries, but I won’t be giving away everything in them. These “unlocked” summaries will also be the ones used in the eventual chapter if I get the support to warrant posting them, too.

Here's hoping that at least someone would like to see these previews of mine, since I’m not going to be sharing them otherwise.
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby use012 » Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:25 am

Elpie wrote:There’s a catch, though—I want to get at least some level of feedback and response in exchange. That’s why I’m saying all this now: for every individual poster who gives even bare acknowledgment of this in both my blog and my thread, up to just twelve at minimum, I’ll post one teaser summary of a never-before-mentioned chapter on each successive day from December 25th to January 5th.

Never-before-mentioned? You've got me curious.
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Sat Dec 17, 2022 8:33 am

use012 wrote:
Elpie wrote:There’s a catch, though—I want to get at least some level of feedback and response in exchange. That’s why I’m saying all this now: for every individual poster who gives even bare acknowledgment of this in both my blog and my thread, up to just twelve at minimum, I’ll post one teaser summary of a never-before-mentioned chapter on each successive day from December 25th to January 5th.

Never-before-mentioned? You've got me curious.

and here i was starting to get worried that no one would chime in at all :) for anyone and everyone else, you still have eight days to post and spur me to share some more when it gets to that
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Postby Whereaminow27 » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:31 pm

Some will chime in. Just takes a while.
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Sat Dec 17, 2022 5:17 pm

Whereaminow27 wrote:Some will chime in. Just takes a while.

the funnier thing on this is that, just yesterday or the day before, i'd just written out a "consolation prize" teaser to be posted on Christmas if no one HAD spoken up. it was going to be an excerpt of what i've written so far on the Fourth Trimester rewrite (which DOES have a new title, btw, but i won't be sharing that one until the update).
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Postby Elpie » Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:56 pm

as of today, i'm officially on Christmas break from work--how 'bout all of you?

still a few days left to speak up to get more teasers posted starting on Sunday ;)
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Postby Elpie » Sun Dec 25, 2022 3:03 am

Merry Christmas, everyone! After a long while of no responses at all, I was beginning to worry that no one was interested in the teasers I had to offer to the board as a gift this year. Luckily, some did speak up in interest. Not as many as I’d hoped, but I’m glad that some did respond.

So, as promised, with it being just after midnight in my timezone on December 25th, 2022, I’m here to post the first teaser for forthcoming chapters in the Anyone You Can Do…I Can Do Better! fanfic, and will return each day with a new post in both my blog and my thread, instead of editing them into this one. With only three direct-responders up to Christmas, I’ll only be posting up to December 27th instead of through to January 5th like I’d hoped. In hindsight, I might’ve worded my first post on this a bit confusingly—I hope no one thought they were being asked to post in both the thread and blog to “unlock” a teaser and were discouraged because of that, because my intent was any comments between the two, which is where those that are going to be posted are coming from with at least one person speaking up in each and no crossover between them. Having only realized this late on December 23rd, there wasn’t much point in trying to correct that in the original post. :P

It also occurred to me that maybe I should explain just a little more about exactly what these previews are. If you were expecting excerpts, then I’m sorry to disappoint but these are more like expanded summaries. More recently with my uploads, I’ve been trying to make a short-and-sweet summary of the story for each one, intentionally limiting myself to less than 50 words each and getting as close to that as I can. You may have noticed that I can get a bit long-winded in my writing—that’s part of why. ;) :P These special Christmas 2022 summaries are deliberately longer to hint at more of what you can expect when I finally get around to writing them. I’m still trying to keep them from getting too inflated, though, so I limited them to 144 words. Because this is a Twelve Days of Christmas thing and that’s 12 x 12. :P

Thanks very much to everyone who did express direct interest. For everyone else, don’t worry—I do plan to write everything I would’ve shared, you’ll all just be a bit in the dark until I actually upload them. But anyway, here’s the first teaser:

Mitsuki and Reina haven’t been feeling too good lately. As far as they know, they’re not actually sick, and they’d know if they’ve gotten pregnant by now. Instead, it’s always a bit too hot and bright out for them during the day, even when it’s mostly cloudy. Their nights always seem perfect, though. And then there’s their teeth—for some reason, their canines seem longer, sharper. One night together, a little love bite takes off a bit more than either of them can chew and draws blood! To their surprise, they love the taste of each other even more than they did before. It takes some convincing to get Yusuke into the idea of it, but soon he likes it just as much, and is willing to go as far as possible with the women he loves, even if they’ve somehow turned into vampires.

Merry Christmas again to use012 in particular for “requesting” this summary, and for being the first to respond to the announcement!

Oh, and there’s no real significance to any summary for any one of the Twelve Days of Christmas. These aren’t in the order I came up with them in, either—I intentionally randomized them because there’s no “important” order to any of them. Some are actually very old ideas I’ve had for this while others are very recent.
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Postby Elpie » Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:29 am

This one actually feels like it’s a bit late to me even though I know perfectly well that it’s not since I posted the previous teaser basically as soon as I could on Christmas Day when it still felt like the 24th and then went to sleep, not coming back to this until today, obviously. It ended up being slightly later than I intended. I blame a cold (I think) that I've developed rather suddenly in the past two days, which isn't exactly slowing me down but certainly distracted me such that I didn't realize it was the 26th for about half an hour. Anyway:

A freak accident during sex one day resulted in Reina having to carry her own mother as if she were her baby. After finally giving birth to Mitsuki, they all decide that they really like the idea of unbirth and, eager to try it out, Yusuke offers himself up to be gestated by Reina next. However, they find that nothing they do can get him through to her womb. They figure that maybe it only works once, so their last chance to try it rests with Mitsuki. She agrees and Reina gives up her own chance to feel it from the other end so that Yusuke can see what it’s like. Nine months later, though, it’s not Yusuke who returns from inside Mitsuki, but “Yuzuki.” With all the same memories and personality, no one is sure how or why Yusuke turned into a woman.

Happy Boxing Day to Whereaminow27 for chiming in! ;) If anyone’s wondering, no, I don’t know what anyone’s nationalities are here and I don’t think it especially matters. On the spur of the moment, I decided to mention a different holiday for each of these.
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Postby Elpie » Tue Dec 27, 2022 3:01 am

Not gonna lie, staying up for the preview post tonight was a bit of a chore. Like I said, I’ve come down with something bad, (which is rare for me) and it left me tired and with a runny nose all day. It’s even affecting one of my teeth via sinus pressure getting at the nerves under it. I wanted to give this to you all as soon as I could while still abiding by my self-imposed rules for this.

But enough of that, here’s the third and unfortunately last of the teasers I’ll be posting. This one I’ve actually done some writing on already rather than just forming the ideas and making notes on them. It may well be the next one that I work on again after I’m done with the rewrite of Chapter U.

After discovering unbirth, Yusuke decides to have some fun with Reina and forces his way into her womb once again. He stays there for a long time, until suddenly something very strange happens: Mitsuki wakes up in bed with Reina one morning to find her daughter shocked, confused, and insisting that she’s actually Yusuke. Somehow, her and Yusuke’s minds switched bodies while his was inside hers! Talking Yusuke through the process of inducing labor, the two young lovers now have to deal with being in control of the other’s body until they can, hopefully, figure out how to get back to normal. In the meantime, Reina will have to get used to having Yusuke’s sex drive and getting erections with his cock, and Yusuke will never take the Toyoharas’ chests for granted ever again now that he’s the one dealing with their back pains.

Happy…uh…wait, what holidays occur on December 27th? Help me, Wikipedia! …Constitution Day? In North Korea?!

Uhh…okay, Happy Constitution Day, Dunn2183 and other comrades, I guess. :P I’m going to bed now—here’s hoping I’ll see some comments when I get up tomorrow. ;)
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Postby Elpie » Wed Dec 28, 2022 3:01 am

Surprise! I decided to share an extra preview since, on yesterday’s teaser, (in the blog update, specifically) another poster decided to speak up.

Some fun in the backseat of Mitsuki’s car turns to distress when she involuntarily swallows Yusuke whole. Before she can try to do anything to get him out, he’s already been dissolved and disappears, leaving not a centimeter on her waistline to show for it. In just a few hours, though, she feels him inside her again, slowly reappearing whole and alive but somehow liquid-like and weightless. When she passes him, there he is, back to normal like nothing happened. Their interest piqued, she swallows him again, and this time the immaterial Yusuke reappears in a different place, and she frees him again just as easily. Reina can do it, too, and to Mitsuki as well, and so can Yusuke with some specific help from his girlfriends. They indulge in every new fantasy they can think of in their strangest set of sexcapades yet.

Thanks very much, Screamm! Happy King Taksin Memorial Day! …there aren’t many holidays on December 28th, either. :P
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Postby Elpie » Thu Dec 29, 2022 3:01 am

Happy Holidays again, everyone! While some did speak up and thus “unlock” teaser summaries that I’d promised, it wasn’t enough to get all of them. Because there was interest, though, I’ve got one last offer, good only until January 5th when I would’ve stopped posting previews anyway. If you all would like, I’ll tease the teasers with shorter (and clunkier :P) statements on what each of the others are about. Any takers?

Thanks again to everyone who chimed in: use012, Whereaminow27, Dunn2183, and Screamm. Since I feel like continuing the gag of naming off a holiday for each of these, Happy Irish Constitution Day!

…there’s not many holidays on December 29th, ether. XD
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Postby Vstar66 » Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:29 pm

I had no idea this was going on I'd definitely love to see more
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Postby Elpie » Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:59 am

Vstar66 wrote:I had no idea this was going on I'd definitely love to see more

Ye shall receive. ;)

Happy New Year, everyone! Since it came so close to the end of the year, I thought I’d save it for a midnight release again. ;) The countdown in Times Square just started on TV as I post this and I’m celebrating with some hot mead. Trying it with some honey and (hopefully) melted blackberry jam mixed in to see what it’s like, jerry-rigging a cocktail recipe I found online. Here's your last gift from me for 2022!

    December 29th: Mitsuki swallows and digests Yusuke in her sleep and he turns into her breast milk, but she doesn’t fully realize this and one night while in bed together Reina subconsciously drinks his soul out of her, allowing him to come back when his soul reforms in her womb.

    December 30th: Mitsuki becomes pregnant before the story begins, which turns out to not be by Yusuke but is something of a clone of herself down to her memories, but unlike where this happened to Reina there’s no question of who’s who and the plot ensues.

    December 31st: Yusuke somehow cums inside Mitsuki so hard that he ejaculates his own soul into her, leaving his body dead while he becomes able to see through Mitsuki’s eyes but can’t make himself known, inevitably finding out that he’s knocked her up with himself.

    January 1st: Reina alone can do unbirth, and if she carries Yusuke or Mitsuki for too long they regress to conception inside her but come back as adults, except that when it happens to Mitsuki she comes back out slightly younger while Reina grows slightly older during.

    January 2nd: Yusuke alone shrinks, but adjusts to it better than Mitsuki or Reina did in the chapters where it happened to them since it makes his girlfriends’ tits that much bigger to him, and “trouble” ensues with accidental vore, but it eventually fixes their “problem,” too.

    January 3rd: The characters discover partial unbirth and gladly indulge themselves in it, leading to a problem when Yusuke gets sucked into Mitsuki’s womb and can’t get back out, and both of them start growing younger at the same time.

    January 4th: The characters discover unbirth, which causes whoever is inside one of the women to rapidly regress to infancy, to be gestated for as long as desired but with slowly intensifying pregnancy symptoms, and the regression is easily fixed with a little breast milk.

    January 5th: While drunk, Mitsuki somehow swallows Reina but quickly releases her, and her daughter comes back out covered in acid burns, and both find that they enjoyed it in spite of the pain involved, making swallowing and regurgitating each other a regular part of their special-occasion sex.
And just to complete the gag, I’d like to wish everyone a Happy Day of the Declaration of Slovakia as an Independent Ecclesiastic Province, a Happy Kwanzaa, a Happy Carnival Day for the probably singular person here from/has heard of Saint Kitts and Nevits, Happy Anniversary of the 1966 Coup d’état in Burkina Faso, Happy World Braille Day, and Happy National Bird Day!

Yeah, I had to stretch to find observances for a lot of the Twelve Days of Christmas. XD

If 2022 wasn’t good to you, hopefully 2023 will be better. And if the past year was good for you, I hope the same. :) Thanks again to Vstar66 in particular for taking me up on my offer!
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Postby Elpie » Sun Mar 05, 2023 2:29 pm

I have a small update on all this. I've unfortunately hit a fair bit of writer's block on the reformatting rewrite of Chapter U--other things have been distracting me from it a bit--so i can't say with any confidence when it'll come up. I really just need to put in the effort to figure out how the scene I'm currently on will go. Me being me, I decided to add alot more detail to it and so it does take a bit to do all that, especially since I'm balancing it with the rest of my life including work and a self-imposed quota of recreational reading.

Another part of it is that I kinda want to devote some time to slightly rewriting the earlier chapters, at least of The Essential, to acknowledge some things that I've decided on in order to have a more consistent characterization and some slight revisions to Mitsuki in particular--namely, some clearer signs of her age relative to Yusuke and Reina and of her being an enthusiastic drinker, along with general word-choice revisions that I'm still not entirely satisfied with. (I think my method for that from before was flawed.) That itself would require me to devote a fair bit of time.

The big problem with all this ultimately that I need to feel the drive to write and it just hasn't been there lately. I'm trying to get through that my reworking my notes and ideas for the whole project; hopefully after that I'll get past this roadblock.

I do have some good news, though: I have one small idea that came to me not too long ago and I think I really do have the motivation to finish it pretty quickly. Keep an eye out for a new upload around the end of the month. ;)
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Re: Anyone You Can Do... I Can Do Better! (sexual; various)

Postby Elpie » Mon Mar 27, 2023 10:16 am

Surprise! Kinda.

I’ve still got writer’s block with no indication that I’m going to be able to finish the rewrite and reformat of Chapter U in a timely manner. But I’ve decided to give you all a little something to tide you over, which I’m thinking I might try to make a recurring thing in the absence of other uploads so that these dry spells between them don’t last as long, or at least don’t seem to—less reaching the oasis, more being given an extra water ration on the way there.

I present to you…the first five thousand words of the Chapter U rewrite!

Technically. :P It’s more than five thousand because I wanted to get as close to that as I reasonably could without just cutting off a sentence in the middle. Anyway, here’s the link to the file in my gallery:

https://aryion.com/g4/view/878640

There’s one small caveat to this as well, though: this upload won’t be sticking around forever. When Chapter U proper is re-uploaded, the First 5,000 teaser will be removed from my gallery. Feel free to still favorite it and make comments, just know that it won’t be here indefinitely. I’ll try to remember to save choice comments from here and put them in the description of the real upload when it gets to that, though. ;) The same will go for other times when I do this.

If you’re reading this in the relatively distant future in Internet terms, this First 5,000 upload that I’m talking about may well no longer exist. Sorry that you missed the boat on that, but if it is gone then the full chapter will certainly be there in its place.
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Postby Vstar66 » Sat Apr 15, 2023 10:22 am

I absolutely love your work and hope you are no longer having trouble with writers block.also you are one of my favorite writers on here
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