Welcome to my contact post. Chances are I'm not looking, but you might be. About me: They say chicks dig jerks. According to my experiences here, I must be one of those specific jerks. Chicks who dig me sometimes claim I'm not really a jerk. I say they're a biased demographic. I'm a guy and play as guys. Or at least things that can be considered male in some way. The reasons behind that are pretty childish, but you're probably not here for stories about me. I only play with women. By which I mean IRL cis-gendered female, through and through. I'm not just boringly heterosexual, but also heteroromantic so my head has to register you entirely as feminine and I wasn't born with a flexible sense of attraction. I'm here for the naughty stuff. There's various non-fetish sites where I get to flex a rich narrative and compelling plot and also partake in entertainment-based storytelling things like d20 tabletop RPGs. I can't really help if it bleeds over a bit, but I'm not here for that. I don't care to roleplay a real week-long dating progression, nor am I in need of justifying my kinks as some sort of art form or community contribution. I'll be your Cyrano de Bergerac and quote Thoughts in the Silent Night, but how Birnam Wood moved to Dunsinane is not what I've come to write. I don't need you. There's a lot of lonely guys out there who could use some attention. I have attention. If you're just looking for any guy, consider browsing a little more, explore, give people a chance. You'll probably make someone very happy and grateful with your company. Contact me if you think it's me you want. I might want you. Oh, and sorry for the edgy handle, past me is immature and dumb. I won’t judge yours if you won’t judge mine, deal? Here's a link back to the 'Seeking Partners' board. Have a good stay on Eka's, hope you find what you're after. |
Kinks and Tags:
Mandatory:
If it doesn't include these, I'm not interested. If they do not interest you consistently, I'm not the person you want.
Ordered by likelihood of breaking the deal to save you time.
-Me as Male: If it doesn't involve me playing something decidedly masculine in nature, I won't play it.
-You as Female: If you are not a cis-gendered female IRL and also playing as one, I'm not interested (or comfortable actually) in interacting.
-Vaginal Sex: Speaking for myself here, but in my porn, people fuck.
-Erotic Context: When involved in a fetish fantasy, do not choose to make things mundane.
-Erotic Descriptiveness: I'm here to indulge. Describe things as if you were as well.
-OOC Consistency: Roleplay is a pretty time consuming commitment. Take a moment to consider if you have time for me.
-OOC Skill or courage: I have some mileage and it often shows. You’ve probably seen people demand that there is effort in writing, maybe you’ve even played a verbose person and felt overwhelmed before, or inadequate with a creeping suspicion that you must be screwing up because you feel your posts don’t stack up or something - I have too, I was in your shoes before. People who’ve been around for a while tend to accumulate some bias and gain a pet peeve here and there, and it can look intimidating. But everyone started somewhere, and I remember very well the days when I was new and thought I had to get "better". But now that the shoe's on the other foot, I've come to realize that being more verbose doesn't force me to look down on others. You’re welcome here, and if you have trouble, chances are I can probably try and help a bit. If you don’t have confidence in your own ability, just trust in my ability to tell you if it’ll be a problem between us, I tend to know what I want.
-Conventional Attractiveness: I’m the sort of guy who tends to notice the effort you put into appealing to me. Show me why I want you.
Vore Tags:
Common things I’m generally up to and enjoy. The above category has already guaranteed a basis of interest, so you don’t need to base yourself around quantity of tags.
Ordered by category and familiarity. The higher up compared to similar things, the more mileage I have and in theory, the more comfortable I am with it.
-M/F: This seems to be my calling.
-F/M: I might need some context in why you want me in you, I don’t work well with some.
-Same Size
-Macro/Micro: As long as enough time is spent at sizes where adequate sex happens, and the actual macro/micro play is at sizes where the characters can still properly engage.
-Soft Vore
-Hard Vore: I am desensitized towards the hard things, but not into gore for gore’s sake, so give me what context you like it in and I’ll tell you if it works for me.
-Willing Vore: Seems pretty shunned because of how it makes no sense, as opposed to the rest of the fetish? I have no trouble with this, and people seem to capitalize on that.
-Conflicted Vore: When you don’t want to be eaten… but you’re so into it.
-Engaged unwilling Vore: Unwilling prey that still plays off of the predator’s actions and nuances (See ‘dissonant unwilling’ in blacklist for contrast).
-Digestion
-Endo
-Perma Predding: You do what you want with your characters, but note that I might not be a good pick for this due to not mentioning it and preferring not being mentioned.
-CV: Only as pred.
-OV
-Unbirth: Only as prey, and context dependent.
-Cum Disposal: I tend to like putting that stuff to use, but condom trophies are neat too. Messy splatters are enjoyed, but behind the other two.
-Dom: One of those things that come pretty natural for me when playing pred.
-Sub: Like being prey, it's context dependent. Float me what it means to be a dom for you.
-OOC Teasing: Talking to each other like we'd actually do what our characters would, just for fun.
Special Tags:
I cater to some things that are a bit out of the way and not necessarily vore-related. Again, the mandatory category has me covered, just go shopping from here.
Ordered by writing interest. The higher up, the more intriguing it is for me to think about ways of integrating it into roleplay.
-Justice Porn: Hey, the world ain't fair and neither is life, so there's something thoroughly cathartic about exacting justice. Letting bad girls get what's coming to them is really fun.
-Being a fun villain pred: Conflict is the most common and obvious substance of interest in a story, and villains are the most obvious source of conflict. You could say a good villain is often a big part of making a good story, and I also find it thoroughly fun to do unto you as a compelling bad guy.
-Logistics of verisimilitude: Sometimes, fetishes make no sense or two kinks just don't seem to go together. The rebel and inventor inside me likes to disagree with that. It's probably for that reason that weirder concepts are higher up in this list.
-Trashy wish fulfillment: Have a weird idea you're ashamed of and always wanted to try, or a fantasy character you're into? I kind of like to scratch that off people's bucket lists. Note that I might not know your bae, in which case this has to be put off until I study them and determine if they click with me, I have extremely high standards on myself for portraying existing characters.
-Monsterboys: They're fun to play as and sometimes I get to make up nonsensical anatomy.
-Preds capable of fornication with their prey after having consumed them: This seems to have become a signature niche I've been catering to.
-Turnaround Pred: When your pred thinks they've gotten themselves something tasty, only to end up as prey themselves.
-Shota: I can play as a cutesy boy, but only certain types. Most of them are either prey or turnaround preds.
-Light Snuff: Death in an erotic context. If being killed in fantasy turns you on, I can make ends meet.
-Death on orgasm: Either you come while you go by convenient timing, or through some circumstance, the climax itself is fatal.
-Breathplay: Hanging, choking, strangling.
-Forniphilia: Treating you as furniture.
-Petrification: Become a commemorative token of your own o-face.
-Pet play: Treating you as my pet.
-Master/Owner: Some people consider me this, and I tend to play along. But it's more of an afterthought for me, my authority doesn't come from making people tell others they are my subjects, or set of rules where people don't get to play with you unless they ask me (unless that somehow turns you on - you do what you want with your roleplay habits). It comes solely from you wanting it. If you find a better one - just go with them, I do absolutely nothing to preserve this sort of allegiance. In other words, I'm only the master when I'm seen as the best and most desired. And I've not needed it any other way.
-Clothes and Clothed Sex: You put on your fancy dress because you wanted to look pretty while getting fucked, and also get to use this phrase in the literal sense.
-Womb Sex: When the phallus goes further than human anatomy intended, or a way to have fun with your unbirth victim.
-Cooking: I'm accidentally good at this. I have a tendency to like flashy recipes even though balanced meals are more useful, but here, my flamboyant culinary machismo actually pays off. Just tell me beforehand if you're mostly thinking about ovens, spits or cauldrons so I don't accidentally go too crazy.
-Implied Breeding: Implying you want to get impregnated.
-Bestiality: I never said I have to be a humanoid male. Yes, fantasy creatures count and yes, they can vore you.
-Bondage: From cuffing to elaborate binding patterns made to stimulate. But that if you're into something heavy with a lot of latex, I might need some help with the terminology.
-Feet: If you're into that.
-Biting: Leaving a couple teethmarks.
-Blood: Usually in the context of vampirism.
-Rape: See dissonant unwilling, I'm not very intrigued by extremely one-sided rapes.
-Mobile Suit Gundam, Universal Century Timeline: Sometimes guys have this inexplicable and stupid nerd factor where it intrigues them that you know something out of the way and not typically attributed to what girls would be into. For basic boys, one can often get by with Football or a popular FPS title. Advanced silly boys need obscure bullshit that isn't mainstream because they have a harder difficulty level. This one's mine. No, I'm not trying to put it into fetish roleplay, knowing stuff about this just makes me like you more for reasons that are wrong and irrelevant - so don't feel bad if it doesn't say anything to you in the slightest.
-Legend of Galactic Heroes, Heldensagen vom Kosmosinsel: I see you are a person of culture as well.
Blacklist:
These can never be included. If any happen to consistently be of interest to you, I'm not the person you want.
Ordered by my guess of how unexpected the factor would be for readers.
-Butt Stuff: This surprises and disappoints a lot of people (so it's high up), but I'm not into butt stuff.
-Characters I have trouble objectifying: This is also pretty unusual, many people seem able to fantasize over just about anyone, but sometimes I'm too strongly invested in a character as either a person or an icon and have trouble objectifying them for fetish purposes. For instance, I guess I'd find most depictions of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII visually appealing. But I never picked up FFVII for fetish purposes and squarely identify her only as game character. Also, there's the visual appeal of 'sunset over the ocean' and the visual appeal of 'makes my penis hard'. Both are visually appealing, but work in different ways. In other words, try not to use the images of too iconic canon characters.
-Interactions that are worthless to any narrative: You are under some obnoxious impression that talking about the weather for a bit labels your roleplay as having plot or need a section to blab about that backstory you thought up that doesn't play into anything relevant whatsoever. I prefer the hours I sink into roleplay to be spent on what is either compelling or fun. I don't expect everyone to be an amazing writer, I have really high standards and I get plenty of good narrative elsewhere (compelling), but on a fetish site, have the sense to appeal to my penis (fun).
-Dissonant/Hard Unwilling: Unwilling prey that is completely occupied with panic, sobbing, struggles or countless escape attempts. You might think this makes you ‘realistic’ or ‘interesting’ as a prey, but you'll either cause my empathy to screw with my enjoyment or just make me tired and bored, so you’re probably not with the right partner. This doesn't mean I'm just against unwilling, it's more of a player attitude thing.
-Everything you do is canon: I don’t get along well with such characters. I can't help but feel their entire point being the ‘evolving’ story is often one big sham because their meetings are arranged based on the player’s choices, the abilities they gain are usually just an inevitable progression towards Mary Suedom and I especially don’t want to deal with the clusterfuck they tend to accumulate on acquaintances, friends and family. If this somehow doesn’t apply to you, and I deem it safe, I might be okay with it if you keep me out of that canon.
-OOC Erraticism: You have the attention span of a squirrel on crack, or your preferences switch by mood and you frequently become unable to continue what you’ve started because of it.
-OOC You don’t have your shit together: You revel in the attention of a lot of people, are unable to say no to any of them and have at no point worked out a method of priority or getting anything done without being stalked and caught on a first come first serve basis and still think it’s a good idea promise more roleplays. Or maybe you have a significant other and have not actually figured out whether or not they are okay with you coming here and whether or not you consider this cheating and spend one day getting your kicks before breaking breaking down in guilt whenever you enjoy it too much. Seriously, get your things in order, this is a site for mature content, you should probably be mature in dealing with your baggage before coming here.
-OOC Flighty broads and their snarky horseshit: Maybe people let you get away with things because you’re somewhat attractive or ‘bubbly’, browsers are easy to close, and people you meet online can be turned off with a click of a button at no consequence. I get it, it’s easy not to care, and you’re here out of curiosity or because it makes you feel adventurous or naughty to peek in for half an hour and talk to one of it's denizens. Whatever, I won’t question it, you do you. But folks here are still real people with things to do who have to set time aside. Maybe don’t start arranging something you’ll never actually stick around to do.
-OOC Catfish: I don’t doubt the ability of guys or trans people to portray a woman I’d be attracted to, I just don’t want to roleplay with them even if they do. I do not dislike said people, they simply do not have my consent when it comes to things I consider sexual in nature.
-OOC Haggling: Let me make this clear, I’d rather have no roleplay than roleplay involving things I don’t want or without the things I require, and have no desire to ‘trade’ doing something I don’t want for a scene I’d want.
-OOC Overbearing judgmental behavior: If you see someone make a methodical approach, it’s fair to tell them you work better in a more spontaneous arrangement (or vice versa). Deciding over their heads they’re incapable or weak at the spontaneous arrangement is bad, and you should feel bad for doing it.
-OOC Overbearingly insecure possessiveness: I do my best and have a pretty good track record of paying attention to my partners and setting time aside for them. But please don’t assume you get to control any of that.
-OOC Toxic Tendencies: You guilt trip people, don’t have your emotions under control - requiring others to suffer them, gaslight those who engage with you and constantly need to extract sympathy while exerting control. If it’s a clinical condition, I’m sorry for you, but I'm neither obligated nor willing to to cater to it. If not, I don't know what to say but you don't deserve anything climactic from me anyways.
-Too much dirt: Going beyond a bit of musk and sweat into focusing on it.
-BV
-AV
-Scat/Watersports/Gas, including as disposal
Tags you didn't see:
Because those lists are long enough as is.
If you don't see a tag that would be a relevant interest for you, it's likely because I'm accepting of it but it's neither a commonly demanded one nor one I've frequently had to cater to. That, or I forgot about it. As long as it's not on the Blacklist, I'm likely okay with it, just ask to be safe.
You're one of those people who actually read everything:
Spoiler: show
Contact Instructions:
Write me a PM in which you explain to me:
1.) Why me. 'It was the first one on the list' is a valid reason, this is a test, just not a very hard one.
2.) What your main kink is. Avoid concepts that are tied to skill or imagination such as 'a good story', use solid contexts like 'you enjoy being in a stomach because you feel it's intimate'.
3.) What you find attractive, this includes visuals and should include as many discriminating factors as you can figure. Don't 'leave options open for me', that's not actually helpful. If you suck at that, use this reference, or explain what extremes cause it to not be on the reference or just outright send me images of people you find hot (I likely won't use them unless you ask me to, but it helps me feel more confident about what to offer).
4.) Things I should absolutely avoid (your 'no' list).
5.) What you're playing as, or what options I'd have.
6.) Whether you think you can actually put time aside for roleplay. This sounds like a weird demand because it is, I just want to make more people think about it.
7.) Impress me.
-I tend to play on the on-site chat.
-I do not exchange IMs with strangers, that just leads to countless meaningless contacts.
-Only contact me for the purpose of roleplay.
-I will tell you if I'm overextended, and if the likelihood of us playing is unrealistic to the point that you shouldn't bother. I'm not here to lead anyone on.
-Consider our first scene to be trying each other out, make sure it's something fun so it's worth your time, and put in what you need to discern if you'll like me.
Here's another link back to the 'Seeking Partners' board. Have a good stay on Eka's, hope you find what you're after.