Eka's Portal

"The quickest way to the heart is through the arteries."

Oh wait, I just quoted Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

I guess that's all we are going to get?

Any more or is that all the slogans we can come up with?

Eka's Portal
There's Stuff Here!

"A place where it isn't ' what do we have for eating' but 'who do we have for eating' "

Or

"For those with a special taste..."

Or

"Where 'you're looking good enough to eat' can get interpretated in many ways"

There's a few websites that have these rotating funny slogan banners which poke fun at themselves, so if this place ever gets one, heres some quotes to get you started:

Eka's Portal:

"If you can't eat em, feed em"
"Currently in a legal battle with The Restaurant on the Edge of the Universe"
"Slannesh's Favorite Website"
"I didn't know dicks worked like that"
"Perfectly normal people"
"It's like a hug but wet"
"Home of the ManBurger"
"Where you can literally Eat The Rich"
"How to Serve Humans"
"A Treasury of Poorly Understood Ideas"
"Poems for the Horny and Hungry"
"Cooking With Heat"
"Eat, Run, Stay Fit and Get Eaten Anyway"
"How to Fillet a Furry"
"Apartment Hunting for Predators"
"Things No One Can Help"

"Content as easy to digest as you are!"