Terrible ideas for t-shirts
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:51 pm
Occasionally I'm taken by morbid curiosity to wonder that, if for some god forsaken reason I'd want to advertise my sexual fetishes on my clothing, what the stupidest but still kinda clever way to do so would be. Today, I think I got it:
A plain graphic tee, with lettering that says "Interested in VORE? Inquire within" but stylized like
I feel like there's some flexibility to the joke. "Want to be VORED? Inquire within" could be fucking comic gold in some circles, but in another way I prefer the slightly more subtle version I made in paint. "Wanted: Prey/ Inquire within" formatted more like a newspaper ad is a pretty good one, but I feel like it would be something that makes more sense "in universe" like being drawn on a character than something a real person would wear.
Anyone else got any ideas so I can steal them and make an incredibly niche self-fetish-advertisement merch store, go bankrupt after 2 months, and be forced to donate all of the unsold shirts to a christian charity shop where the hapless employees totally unaware of what they mean will hang up the sinful garments for sale?
A plain graphic tee, with lettering that says "Interested in VORE? Inquire within" but stylized like
I feel like there's some flexibility to the joke. "Want to be VORED? Inquire within" could be fucking comic gold in some circles, but in another way I prefer the slightly more subtle version I made in paint. "Wanted: Prey/ Inquire within" formatted more like a newspaper ad is a pretty good one, but I feel like it would be something that makes more sense "in universe" like being drawn on a character than something a real person would wear.
Anyone else got any ideas so I can steal them and make an incredibly niche self-fetish-advertisement merch store, go bankrupt after 2 months, and be forced to donate all of the unsold shirts to a christian charity shop where the hapless employees totally unaware of what they mean will hang up the sinful garments for sale?