I'll be honest, my knowledge of celebrities is very, very slim. I don't really watch live-action shows or movies, since I stick to either anime or cartoons, but if I could choose a real life person who has achieved some modicum of fame then I'd definitely pick Victoria Cakes, a black BBW porn actress as pictured below.
- Victoria Cakes with Kenzie Reeves
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Picture is an ad for a porn video called Fucked out of House and Home, Part 1, in case anyone was wondering. Definitely recommend it.
Another irl person I'd love to be eaten by would be a twitter user named Mariza, twitter name Meowriza, who's a trans female that often posts memes or pictures of her cosplaying.
- Mariza Cosplaying as Poison from Street Fighter
She's just so thicc~
Also, these pictures just show how much of an ass man I am.