one-liners/puns

[iorn]

Okay everyone lets try and fill this thread up with vore related puns and one-liners like
this v
http://earwiggy.deviantart.com/art/Some ... -465055392

And this v
"prepare to die-gest"

And err other puns and one liners.

[motariz]

so umm... any filler jokes?

[Celestia]

how may I serve you?

yay wordplay.

[sweetladyamy]

"It's a one-way trip, baby..."

[Tassie]

This is a fetish I can really get into?

A predator has to be stronger, faster, smarter or in some other way better than their prey; does that mean that becoming part of them is self-improvement?

So here I am trapped in a stomach that is quickly filling with digestive acids that are going to turn me into nutrition. The situation does not look hopeful. Let me give you the break-down.

If you are what you eat, am I to take that you wanting to be me is a compliment?

I was going to walk a mile in his shoes, but i was lazy, so I merely allowed him to do the walking with me in here; sadly, I may be digested before he gets to walking that mile.

If there is a next time, I may consider more carefully telling someone to 'eat' or 'bite' me.

[Tornadochaser1]

"There are a variety of prey out there..... but I digest."

"Sorry, but a professional reporter must always digest his sources."

[iorn]

" FIVE PERSON BROWN STREAK!"

[Thatonepred]

I don't have the stomach for this.

[R_U_Snacksize]

Getting fed up with this yet?

Didn't expect this when you said you were taking me down.

This isn't what I meant when I answered your "spit or swallow" question.

Ok enough of this pun-ishment...

[Paradox]

One Liners? I give you a short story via One Liners.

"Nice to meat you,"

"want to get inside?"

"Come in and find out"

"You'll always be a part of me,"

"just don't be a pain in the ass"

*Happy End*

[KyuubiNoKitsune67]

"Huh... So this is why they call it Reader's Digest."

[Thagrahn]

"Be cocky, get cocked."

I though it was room for rent, but may as well enjoy this womb while I can.

"If your going to be such a pain, you may as well be in my ass."

[Marked]

If I'm ever outed as a vorephile, this is my comeback:

"Yeah, I'm one of those, but don't worry, I won't force myself down your throat."

[iorn]

"Well shit looks like we're going to be womb-mates for awhile."


" Welcome to brown town population you."

[Jimmies]

I find the content in this thread a little HARD TO SWALLOW

[hax]

I find the content in this thread a little HARD TO SWALLOW

I'm sure you just need time to digest the subject matter.

[Thatonepred]

I find the content in this thread a little HARD TO SWALLOW

I'm sure you just need time to digest the subject matter.

This might be something we need to chew on for a bit...

[Kitsouille]

Don't bite off more than you can chew!

[Tornadochaser1]

The dragon had one heck of a "royal meal" when he was asked to "make the the prince dinner".

[iorn]

A predatory bovine has been spotted prowling these lands!

DOn't let the puns dieGEST!

Keep them from joining the cow pies!