Thread for stupidest ideas

[ZeBourgeoisie]

Finally, a thread for me!

Dumb Idea 1: A giant, sprawling factory that uses living beings as a fuel source. Prey are fed into a hellish system of pipes and plumbing before finally reaching an acid filled generator that dissolves them.

Dumb Idea 2: Two cute alien sisters are abducted from their homeworld to be made into a feast for a serpentine king. The two manage to escape and end up on Earth, where they must go on the run. The sisters, who were once distant and cold to one another, become fire-forged friends. The alien king captures one of them, but the other won't let her sister die alone. They both end up digesting in his stomach together.

Dumb Idea 3: A mock forum thread for preds in a world where vore is real and accepted. Think Candle Cove and you'll have the writing style I have in mind.

Dumb Idea 4: A tournament is held to see how can eat the most maidens in an Empire, and the winner gets a chance at gulping the (equally vorish) Empress.

[32n59Deleted]

Is it wrong I'd actually read some of these stories if people wrote 'em, just for the comedy value alone? lol. I particularly find the one about the "pred" talking to his food at the restaurant and getting banned - it would make a great parody for those of us who can laugh at ourselves.

[Emi]

Probably that would be a stupid situation if the prey is disgusted about thinking that she will be mixed with digested food, and she vomits inside the pred's mouth. Or pee/poops of being scared)

[Thatonepred]

Well, here's another one: a pair of people - let's say a little girl and a massive bloke for added fun - end up getting in the wrong end of a fight. Doesn't matter how, they just get in one. The girl picks up the guy and swings him around, smashing him into people, who stick to him like glue. He absorbs them, midfight if you like, and the pair leave.

If violence isn't your wants, how about... a group of tabletop players are about to start a game when one person calls out their friend on making an OP homebrewed character. The friend argues that the character IS balanced, just more risk-reward than the others, and a bit unwieldy. Accuser doesn't believe them, and the friend compares making the characters like balancing scales with ladies, with everyone else using 'skinny chicks' instaed of lardasses, and that said Accused are using TWO lardasses to balance the scales, thereby making the character difficult to use, and that it took a lot of time to create their homebrewed character. To illustrate their point, they eat everyone else in the room, digest them, and put on all the weight from their meal, and tell their accusing friend to move them. They can't, thus proving their point.

[thatjustaintright]

There's a couple who live together and one of them loves cooking every night. The other one eats their food but never really enjoys the taste.

The cook gets annoyed by how their lover never seems to like the food up to the point when, one night, they put a blindfold on the other one and feeds themselves instead of the usual food. The eater, completely oblivious, eats them and once done, comments on how the taste was worse than all the other times. Then, upon taking the blindfolds out, they can't find their lover anywhere and keep looking for them despite their huge belly.

[Jayezox]

"I'm gonna shove my foot up your ass"

*Proceeds to kick*

*Foot goes up the ass*

*Then the legs*

*Then the torso*

*Then the head*

aaaaaaand gone

[BelleJar]

ZeBourgeoisie, that second one actually sounds like an interesting story. but with a sad ending

[Randomman29]

I'm still going to make a story with it but it will also poke fun at vore a bit.
A prey that is made of Vegetables and some fruits, a plant golem that would be served at restaurants to have vegetarian prey.

[Kitsouille]

What if instead of the cliché where every preds are openly into eating literally anyone just because they can, we turn this around and have literally every preys openly trying to be eaten by preds who are only trying to lead a normal life?

[hernextmeal]

What if instead of the cliché where every preds are openly into eating literally anyone just because they can, we turn this around and have literally every preys openly trying to be eaten by preds who are only trying to lead a normal life?

So basically, the comments section of every endoscope video on YouTube

[Kitsouille]

What if instead of the cliché where every preds are openly into eating literally anyone just because they can, we turn this around and have literally every preys openly trying to be eaten by preds who are only trying to lead a normal life?

So basically, the comments section of every endoscope video on YouTube

Kind of yeah lol except a comment section is a comment section, it's a wish but not an action.

[Ergos]

This sounds fun!

I've had a silly/dumb idea of a Perfume commercial with Vore in it. Something like: A beautiful woman is seen in front of her mirror, getting ready for a date. She applies the new extravagant perfume and walks downstairs. A voice speaks up, telling the viewer about the perfume. "It's sweet and delicious scent makes you irresistible." The woman leans over and pet her dog who looks up at her with it's tongue out, drooling. Then the screen turns black, showing the product while in the background the woman screams are followed by a loud *Gulp!*. The product screen disappears revealing the dog with the woman in it's stomach. "Just be careful and don't use to much of it." the voice finishes.

[Theguythatdoes]

A woman is about to eat a burger, when it comes to life and eats the woman, the bun and patty acting as the mouth. Now there's a huge woman shaped bulge in the patty, and it burps out the woman's clothes as it digests her.

[Theguythatdoes]

bumping because this needs to come back

[MechaSharkZilla]

A lady finds a tiny, sticks said tiny up their bum, and has to go to a doctor to get them out. When people say everything is a dildo if you're brave enough, they mean if you're brave enough to face a doctor's disappointed reaction when he sees your chart.

[Theguythatdoes]

A world where food items ate each other. You could have a sandwich eat an orange, or some other wacky combination.

[FanficFetishist]

A fat, hermaphroditic pred who goes around eating people and then giving birth to them as clones of hirself. They retain their old personality and memories but they are compelled to go around eating others and turning them into more clones of the original pred.

[Kaylish]

A fat, hermaphroditic pred who goes around eating people and then giving birth to them as clones of hirself. They retain their old personality and memories but they are compelled to go around eating others and turning them into more clones of the original pred.

No, see that sounds AWESOME.

[TheDevilKira]

A donut trys to eat people, but they keep slipping out....donut kills himself...the glaze is everywhere ;p

[Thatonepred]

Here's one I thought up earlier today: A bunch of can-can girls come onto a stage, bellies sloshing about with eaten people, dance for a few minutes as their prey digests, and as the last move, turn around, show off their bare backsides, and spray shit all over the audience.

The audience cheers.